Somebody That I Used To Know | Cover by FUN with Hayley Williams
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elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:
fucking PERFECT IN EVERY WAY
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The original story of the little mermaid is that she must kill the prince in order to be human, and in the end, she loves him too much and kills herself instead.
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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
| Mom: | GO TO YOUR ROOM |
| Brother: | that's not fair |
| Mom: | DO AS I SAY. |
| Brother: | You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!! |
| Mom: | Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings. |
| Me: | I CAN HEAR YOU. |
the mediocre gatsby
the decent wall of china
the ok depression
alexander the alright
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You have to admit, that’s a well thrown punch. It’s like he’s made his target the back of her head. Close range, too.
Look at the way she’s yipping in his ear like that…ugh.
But don’t hit the ladies, please.This person is not a lady. If a female comes at you like a dude, hit her like a dude. Welcome to gender equality.
^ THANK YOU.
if you’re going to fucking praise feminism all the time, be prepared to drop standards such as “guys shouldn’t hit ladies” - why not? aren’t we all “human” here? remember that equality shit you consistently praise? yeah well here you go. this bitch was all up in his face, of course he’s going to hit her.
if you want a guy to stand up and be a gentleman, sit down and be a lady. otherwise, shut up and be ready for shit like this.
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